Jury Duty

So today I had to report for "jury duty"...Yes the good ole USA has a trial by jury system,unlike the rest of the world,here a poor defendant get his/her lot decided by dumb ole Joe Schmo....and dumb they are....My god,was I the only Juror,questioning the judge?....

Anyway,I got there early (had to pee like a pregnant lesbian) and after sitting in a "juror room" for 3hrs,we finally get let into a court room,to get picked for....(drumroll please...) Retail Theft...I was pissed...apparently the poor guy got caught stealing tools at a large "depot"...(can not mention any names...but you get the drift...) so when it was my turn,I told the judge that I had a very strong dislike for Corporate America,suing poor black people,I hated lawyers,and was an Atheist....(all true) and withing 5mins I was dismissed from jury duty and got my $17.......